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By Accident I Put It On Dad’s Army

now A won’t let me turn it over to Jersey Shore. Ffffffffffffffff

Junk Mail (I Pray To G-d) From My Dad

“Find the energy in your penis!”

oy va voy

The Kim & Kourtney Finale Was Genuinely Sad

and that’s all I’ve got to say about that not realllllllllllly I could talk about it for hourssssssssss

Phone Was Safe And Sound

k

Oh And I Totally Don’t Know ANYONE’S Number

Apart from my own, obv.

You Know When You Leave Your Phone At Home

and you get a light “ooooo look at me, I can go a day without my phone wow I forgot what that feels like. I shall go without it more often!”.

Well that would be me but I can’t relax because I’ve either left it at the office (unsafe?) or it fell out my pocket on the way to the bus (definitely unsafe).

Stay tuned…I’ll fill you in tomorrow. 

Stupid Political Crap At Work

luckily I’m not involved but ffs, grow up people and behave like adults. Less shouting, more working.

Ffffffffffffffffffffffff

Brain: get back on the bicycle

Body: cycled

Mouth: ate a shitload of cake

Video via ITV2 Official Youtube

(Source: barbiewrites)

 reuters: A white rose is placed on barbed wire at the museum of the former Nazi death camp of Auschwitz Birkenau marking the 67th anniversary of the liberation of the camp by Soviet troops and to remember the victims of the Holocaust, in Auschwitz Birkenau January 27, 2012. [REUTERS/Kacper Pempel]

reutersA white rose is placed on barbed wire at the museum of the former Nazi death camp of Auschwitz Birkenau marking the 67th anniversary of the liberation of the camp by Soviet troops and to remember the victims of the Holocaust, in Auschwitz Birkenau January 27, 2012. [REUTERS/Kacper Pempel]

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 brain-food: If anybody wants to buy me a present for my upcoming birthday, i’d enjoy a Wonder Woman or Batman Superhero apron from Bethany Sew and Sew. 
Me too please! 

brain-food: If anybody wants to buy me a present for my upcoming birthday, i’d enjoy a Wonder Woman or Batman Superhero apron from Bethany Sew and Sew

Me too please!