January 2012
I'm Going To Eilat The Weekend After Next
Barnett sandwich time!
My Husband Is My Own Lovely Little Clever Clogs
He took apart a clock that wouldn’t cuckoo. He removed and fiddled and jiggled with each piece until he figured out the problem. And now it cuckoos.
He did the same at my Grandma’s in London last year. She said that clock hadn’t chimed since my Grandpa’s pottering dementia days.
He says he just has lucky hands.
I Resisted It For Sooooooo Long
but after A hijacked the TV for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours for snooker championships I finally succumbed to TOWIE, The Only Way Is Essex.
Dammit.
Already on series 2 and I’m sad that I have to go to bed now then its work tomorrow so I can’t finish watching it.
And I thought I was bad at geography, these muppets haven’t got a clue!
*hangs head in reality tv...
Watch Out!
I’ve got food colouring and I’m not afraid to use it!
I Kept Seeing All These Tweets From Hacked Off...
but then I google Carrie Fisher because I’m intrigued after seeing her and her Mum on Oprah (didn’t know that lady was her Mum) plus I didn’t realise she was married to Simon or Garfunkel.
AND THERE’S NO FRIGGIN WIKI. WTF, COME ON PEOPLE!
How Many Tissues Does It Take To Survive a Common...
one hundred thousand billion squillion.
Uch.
When, Where, How?
1. It’s All About the Glam
2. Kim-pletely in Love
3. All Kendall-ed Up
4. Wear Something Spar-Kylie
5. Sealed with a Kris
6. Rainbow in the S-Kylie
7. Disco Dolls
8. Kendall on the Katwalk
9. Listen to your Momager!
10. Follow Me on Glitter
11. My Empire…My Rules
12. Khloé Had a Little Lam-Lam
13. Hard Kourt Fashionista
14. Kourt is Red-y for a Pedi
I Had A Bit Of A Moment On The Sherut To Work
Mrs Jones played on the radio. Caused a wave of bad wedding memories. Dug my nails in to my hand. Only one tear fell. Result!
I Am Developing An Unhealthy Obsession With ALL...
and I don’t even care what you all think
i have girl crushes on the girls (not so much the littler ones and Kourt’s a bit meh too), crushes on the boys (only Scott actually..love him) and a full blown family crush on the whole lot of them.
I’d like to think that Kim, Khloe and I would be GREAT gal pals.
Photobomb. And Why Is She Winking?
kellyoxford:
I Love All Things Kitchen'y
I could wander round for hours looking at spatulas, silicon cake tins and the like.
If It Wasn't So Gross
I’d take a picture of my bin. Fulllllllllll to the brim with snotty tissues.
Achoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sniffle sniffle ouch my nose hurts
Condition Of A Fat Gal Trapped In A Fat Gal's Body
buying a pack of chocolate biscuits from the Russian store and eating them on the way home.
Weekend's Go Too Quickly
Thursday I got drunkety drunk at Andrea and Tal’s lovely Nuptual L’chaim. Every track was like, omg, my favourite song (you know how that happens) and we ended the night in the schwarma place.
Friday I bought silicon cake moulds. Made a big lemon cake and 2 mini heart shaped versions. Put too much mix in (which I predicted) so they rose too much and you could only tell they were...
Drunk Posting
K
I Heard 3 Arctic Money Songs
Impressive for a tel aviv bar.
L’chaim Andrea and Tal!!!!@@!!!!
I Invited A Out On A Date Next Week
He RSVP’d
Robin Hood Bingo - check it out, even just for the drunken Friar on the homepage
updated Come Dine With Me links for anyone outside... →
that’s me!